Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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