Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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