Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
no you cant smoke seaweed
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I love you. Go after that dick
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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