her vagine was all disorganized.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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