it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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