I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
