If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Pants are for mortals
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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