People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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