Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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