do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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