Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
