forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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