then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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