..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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