did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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