i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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