And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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