You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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