it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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