I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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