Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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