The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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