Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
i out mim tonsoeep
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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