I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I intend to get homeless drunk
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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