He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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