I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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