none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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