Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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