If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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