Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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