She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It's never too late to be topless.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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