i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Fuck appropriateness.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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