Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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