The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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