So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Randomize
