Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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