it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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