I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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