i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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