oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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