Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
