Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Someone shit on the floor
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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