Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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