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@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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