I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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