Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Randomize
