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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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