But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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