So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
my penis made a compromise with my morals
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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