spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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