I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Randomize
