So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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