How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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