he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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