Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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